Clumsy Judo fighting and Kazoo fun!!

A fine day to you all!!  I sit here scanning my brain for things to talk about while I put off doing my TEFL course for another day.  Why do I procrastinate?  I am not sure, I think I am wired to want to do stuff until I get the chance to do it, then I put it off.  I think my brain is defective.  This is why I need “Project Iron Bar” to go ahead.  It is basically where one or many of my friends are charged with the responsibility of smacking me rather hard with an Iron bar if I do not keep to my timetable…which I have yet to make.

So first it is “Project Timetable”.  I will get on that.  I will.  Later.  Oh dear.  One thing I have been doing in attempt to further my progress on the Road to Awesome is read more.  More Japanese that is.  I sometimes read some Harry Potter in the Japanese and I reads a little manga every now and then.  Not super study but by Zeus it is something.

In an attempt to re-awaken my musical creation side I have purchased a kazoo.  You read correctly, a kazoo.  I defy anyone not to have fun with a mutha fukkin Kazoo!!  I hope to make Kazoo-Rock the new thing.  It will make millions and then who will be laughing?! EVERYONE!! Why?  Because they will all have and enjoy Kazoos.  This is my vision.

Japan has yet again managed to confuse the arse off me.  As I write this it is Wednesday.  So you would think we will follow Wednesday’s schedule yes yes?  No!!  Today is Friday as far as the school schedule is concerned, for no obvious reason that I can see.  But sure what can you do.


Good evening.  My name is Derek Terrence Filth and this, is Topical News Now!!


The word on all of our salty tongues is: FACEBOOK and the the thoughts in all of our briny brains are: IT SUCKS!!  Members of the site have been reported to be unhappy with the social networking site’s new changes as it has rendered the site


TNN tried to interview Mark Zuckerberg but we forgot where he lived and so were unable to get the inside scoop.  One thing we can be sure of is, all the people threatening to go to Google + because it is “easier to use” and it’s “layout is better” will have no friends very soon.  

“Hmm, this room has changed all the curtains, and the socks aren’t in the same drawer as before…oooh that white room over there has white curtains and a sock drawer which is clearly marked ‘socks’.  Fuck you all-my-friends, I’m off to the new room cause its simpler to be there than here.”   Dr. Geoffrey Bookface, analogy specialist MIT.


The main point of this very wee post is that I finally have a video of me doing Judo that doesn’t make me look too much like a fish with fake arms taped on flailing around in a white suit.  I have watched it to death and can now only notice my mistakes, which are numerous.  However I do see that on some level I am improving and hopefully, when my piss-ant shoulder allows it, I will get in a few more practice fights and actually be able to hold my own in a proper match.  This is the dream.  Anyway, please enjoy and if you comment, be gentle.

About gazztastic

This blog is another attempt at self motivation to do these four things in a year: (In order of supposed difficulty) 1). Achieve at a 75% or higher in the JLTP 二級 test. 2). Write and record a song every two months 3). Learn all the modes in guitar, learn to play at least 3 classical pieces and learn to sweep pick. 4).......lose 10 kilos Should be doable if I can make myself get up and do them!!!!
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2 Responses to Clumsy Judo fighting and Kazoo fun!!

  1. baz says:

    I liked when you flipped the guy on to his back.

  2. Relative of a Ninja! says:

    Woah! That last flip was INSANE!!!
    Oh and the Fb business? Yeah!! Crazy I tells ya!! 🙂

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